Smooshed Face

When we zoom in on the main characters of the house mother and father, we see a relationship that is a wonder works How does it work father is a crazy neat freak and Germs scare father also, while mother doesn’t mind the tidiness and doesn’t freak out at the mention of Germs. But one big nail in there relationship lately is mother “Losing” her clothes. Father the one who does the laundry is into everything neat tidy and timed perfectly so when, father went upstairs to collect mother’s laundry, and mother told him she couldn’t find her clothes, Father face turned cherry red and his ears grew an inch. “What do you mean cant find your clothes!!!!”father questioned

“I mean there not here” Mother replied Father answered that by storming out of the room. A week later father came down stairs in flurry of rage he found mothers clean clothes under her dirty ones. While father raged for a while they were finally able to cool down the relationship and realize they could have a nice chuckle about this. Though father still seeks revenge.

Sincerely Brother

If you want to know what goes on inside a bulldog’s head then step into my office, if you ever see a bulldog lying around, well they are not lazy. They simply don’t care, when you give your bulldog a simple task like sit or stand, what’s in it for them when there’s food or something good on the line why not. Think of it this way say your a kid and you can take the trash out for free, or you can take it out for two dollars, while you could say I’m being a good citizen. Think more about your profits, sure it might take more time to convince your parents to pay but in the long run its worth it. So next time your parents tell you to take out the trash convince them to pay you.

This is understanding the bulldog brain By Psychologist Blanche