Dear Loretta,
My great-great-aunt, Loretta, was mayor of Bloomingburg, NY.
Would you ever consider a run for elected office?
Love,
The Grande Dame Continue reading “Ask Loretta: Political Aspirations”
For those of us who love our smooshed faced dogs
Dear Loretta,
My great-great-aunt, Loretta, was mayor of Bloomingburg, NY.
Would you ever consider a run for elected office?
Love,
The Grande Dame Continue reading “Ask Loretta: Political Aspirations”
Dear Loretta,
I must seek your advice about physical exercise. What is a healthy amount of exercise for us smooshed face breeds? Given our breathing difficulties and awkward bone structure, is it appropriate for my parents to expect me to run up seven flights of stairs several times a day? Also, how do you keep such a girlish figure, especially considering that horrible procedure we had to undergo to prevent us from becoming mothers?
Lovingly,
Stella Leonard
Black Pug
15 lbs. and gaining Continue reading “Ask Loretta: Exercise Recommendations”
Dear Loretta,
I know you and your family are big Boston sports fans. Where were you when the Red Sox finally won the World Series?
Signed,
Wondering Sports Fan Continue reading “Ask Loretta: Red Sox World Series Victory”
Dear Loretta,
I like chicken!
Signed,
Racky Continue reading “Ask Loretta: A Letter from Loretta’s Brother”
Dear Loretta,
My brother sucks. Why does he exist?
Signed,
Sibling Hater Continue reading “Ask Loretta: Brother Problems”
Dear Loretta,
I’m desperate to find love, but I’m tired of the dating scene. I’m close to giving up hope. What should I do?
Signed,
Love Lost Continue reading “Ask Loretta: Desperate for Love”